The Filipino Tabo. What the heck is it?
One thing unique to the Filipinos is Tabo but what is Tabo anyway?
Tabo is a dipper. It is a DEVICE, a wonderful INVENTION to fetch water from the pail or to be used for TORTURE (#5). A bigger version of mug but with a set of different usage.
The many uses of Tabo:
- Taking a bath. We use tabo when taking a bath. Instead of using the shower, many Filipinos prefer tabo and/or some prefer to use both the shower and tabo at the same time.
How? Dip the tabo in the water from the timba (pail of water) just enough for you and pour it from the top of your head or from wherever. If you are rinsing a particular part of your body, splash the water on that part. Do this step up to your heart’s content.
On this particular usage, you have to master the skills of accuracy and precision to get the water to hit the right spot and as the saying goes “Practice makes perfect”.
Advantage: It forces you to exercise! Yeah tabo can help you stay fit. Not only that, it develops the skills of accuracy and precision.
Disadvantage: Some say you waste a lot of water, especially kids who forget the shampooing and everything else and just pour the water indefinitely. Kids love water. If you don’t have a pail of water to go with the tabo, well you have to open the faucet and wait for the pail to be filled and sing a merry song while waiting.
2. After we pee or after the second deed. Filipinos are known clean freaks and we feel that rinsing with water feels cleaner and hygienic than just using the toilet paper. Actually, most people that I know of have to clean with water and afterwards the tissue paper to dry up after doing their thing J
This use of the tabo also requires accuracy. Most definitely you have to hit the right spot, pour from the front or the rear (Use your imagination people, you know what I’m talking about.
3. Dishwashing. I don’t think a lot of people still use the tabo this way but my lola in the province still does and I just love seeing the tabo on top of their modern kitchen. It looks so out of place! Also, don’t attempt to use the same tabo used in the bathroom for the kitchen. It’s not sanitary. Also, though a few people may practice using it while brushing their teeth, I really discourage it, not healthy!
4. Watering the plants. I think this is easier than #1 but you have to be careful not to drown the plants so you have to pour the water gradually and pour just the right amount of water. Again, precision!
5. Waking up lazy asses. Not a lot of people do this but I saw this several times in the movies. Pouring a tabo of water onto a snoring sleepyhead is mean but hilarious.
I know I must have missed a lot of uses of Tabo, so to anyone who’s as bored as I am, feel free to add to this list, thanks!
PBB Melissa-Jason (MeLason) Love Team
Okay, obviously I’m a fan. I’ve never been a huge fan from the previous PBB seasons but now I am. I just find the Melai and Jason tandem so amusing. At first, it’s weird to see Melissa making those funny faces all the time but as you watch the show day after day, you get used to those funny faces she makes (well, I did). I can’t explain it but she just has this charm and it makes you wanna be around her because she is so natural and spontaneously hilarious! On the other hand Jason is this weird, kind-of-shy guy but in fact he’s an older version of Dennis the Menace. He’s crazy and well he doesn’t look so bad. Actually, he doesn’t look bad at all.
I bet, this two is going to be a new sensation after this PBB season? Who’s with me?
By the way, I think either Melai(my fave PBB housemate) or Jason is going to win this season and they’re going to have a sitcom with Dengue
Ellen DeGeneres is hilarious
LOL Ellen DeGeneres
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Kids sometimes are SMARTER! really @@
Yesterday, I was goofing around with my 6-year old cousin and she was asking me “How old are you?” I was feeling retarded and decided I’ll give her a hard time and make her guess (I’m so mean!…BTW, I’m 24 and acting my age except on this story.) I said… I’m 8 why? I said 8 because that’s close to her age and I wanted to tease her about she is so short for her age and how I was way taller than her. She said, “no way! How old are you really?” My other cousin was sitting beside us and she blurted “She’s only 1 year old!” The kid went huh (with the browse forming almost one line, imagine how kids are when they’re like huh?!?!?!)? and then she turned to me and said, “What happened to you? DID YOU RESET?”
A Funny Little Detail Programmers Overlook
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Yahoo Mail Sucked Big Time
Yesterday, Yahoo mail really sucked big time! At least for me… and I’m wondering what went wrong? I have been using yahoo mail since time immemorial and I haven’t had so much trouble with it for a long time. I encountered those few short downtime or maybe the internet is just so slow and my page timed out while logging in. Anyhow, yesterday was different! I have two yahoo accounts, one is a .ca and the other .com. I first logged in into the .ca inbox and everything went smooth. I decided to check the other inbox so I logged out of the .ca to switch to the .com account and still no problem, I was able to log in. Here goes the problem, when I clicked on the INBOX button… instead of my .com inbox showing up, yahoo mail showed me the .ca account! Weird! I did the whole thing over and over again and sometimes switching to one inbox to another (I logged out before switching of course) worked and most of the time it did not. Most of the time Yahoo mail showed me the wrong INBOX. This is something yahoo must act upon. Cookies and session problem perhaps? Should I completely switch to gmail?
Google Not so Great Anymore?
Is google getting uncool these days?


Possibility of Googlers Reranking and Commenting on Google Results
Google may let users have more control on google search results?
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